Listening to Afraid - The Neighbourhood on repeat is probably not helping my mood.
Listening to anything on repeat probably doesn’t help.
men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
and women love “nice guys” when accompanied by a six pack. Women are biologically WAY more shallow than men.
what the fuck is this
There’s a city in Alberta who have hired a linguist (from Texas) to develop an accent for them to spread to their community as a tourism marketing ploy
My province is a fucking joke
OH RIGHT, apparently the article I read was satire, but it was posted on the CBC website to promote an affiliate or something so I was confused. Still though it’s crazy believable.
I double checked this article three or four times because I was sure it couldn’t be true. Damnit CBC
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.