1. lukeisherenow:

    therealxtina:

    the true gay icons

    ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

    (via pakistranny)

  2. livelaughawesome:

    youkoofthelovespot:

    nanibgal:

    howardhill101:

    amymexy:

    mr-egbutt:

    ascenti:

    totallyfubar:

    paragonpostcards:

    helioscentrifuge:

    Sorry not sorry.

    The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

    image

    *Phone rings*

    image

    THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

    image

    I’M ON MY WAY.

    *Banana Rings*

    Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

    SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

    3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

    Hello?

    Patriarchy WHAT?!

    AW HELL NO

    I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

    Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

    Meanwhile In England……


    "Jolly great bit of Tea"

    -Phone Rings- 

    "THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

    "Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

    "It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

    "It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

    "All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

    "TALLY-HO!!!!!"

    I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

    TALLY HO *dies laughing*

    THIS IS CUTE!

    (via totally420chronfused)

  3. zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

    zzazu:

    britney2007spears:

    joebarborak:

    thepurdypurdy:

    THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

    To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

    Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

    In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

    The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

    The people that work there really don’t care.

    u lived in a k-mart

    This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

    (via rohc)

  4. maisiewilliams:

    KILLING A MAN AT A WEDDING? [OLENNA OLLIES OVER CERSEI’S HEAD AND HIGHFIVES MARG AS SHE LANDS] WHAT SORT OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING??

    (via epicslicee)

    spoilersgame of thrones spoilers

  5. fannishbeth:

    twinntastic-vegan-princes:

    evilfeminist:

    Today, I read an article about a woman with HIV who was raped. The man that attacked her is now HIV positive. All of the commentary surround this was about how she should have told him she was HIV+ and that women with HIV should have a badge or special underwear so that this doesn’t happen to another man. It is 12:12am and I am already done with the world. 

    That is rape culture

    THIS POST WINS FOR THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE READ ALL DAY

    (via thedvdofmormon)

  6. I bought a thing yesterday.

    Teeeeaaaaaa. Whaaaaaalllllleeee.

  7. myotpisgay:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

tabbybeard:

tramampoline:

baxtavius:

How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

I want that last line on a shirt

    myotpisgay:

    nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

    tabbybeard:

    tramampoline:

    baxtavius:

    How low? This is really convenient, especially in Canada where it’s negative asshole degrees out. Besides, sometimes you do need your phone while walking outside, whether for light or communication or directions.

    like i’ve needed to text people while outside several times this week i’d rather not literally risk frostbite to do it

    durr hburr techonology is bad fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch

    I want that last line on a shirt

    (via cubstearns)